One of numerous West Virginian cryptids, this swole, 9 foot tall motherfucker is known as The Grafton Monster. Said to inhabit the town of Grafton, reports vary on whether the seal-skinned creature has a tiny head or no head at all. Truth be told, it's probably normal sized, just recessed into its thicc slabs of monster meat. It's VERY clear that this dude does not skip butt day.

Measures 4.5 x 3 inches